• Butthead (watching Sick of it All's Step Down video): Whoa! This dude should, like, get his own apartment.
  • Beavis: Yeah, it's like, we may not be millionaires, but it's like, at least we have decent places to live.
  • Butthead: Uh, no we don't.
  • Beavis: Oh yeah. Well, at least we're pretty happy.
  • Butthead: No we're not.
  • Beavis: Uhhh...well, at least we have like, lots of friends.
  • Butthead: Uhh, not really.
  • Beavis: Umm...are we healthy?
  • Butthead: No.
  • Beavis: Our lives suck.